When a woman leaves the stall, we teach her to open the door while simultaneously stretching one foot backward to hit the flush. (This is one of our patented Toilet Yoga™ poses.)
The greatest inefficiency comes from the time spent between sitting and initiating excretion. It’s stressful for a woman to start. So we guide her through breathing exercises that unblock her chakras.
We demonstrate to women that when she enters the stall, she should already be picking up some toilet paper in preparation for the eventual wipe.
We allow women to chat and network with any woman who happens to also be sitting on the can at the same time. They can use the app to gossip about the Bachelor and Cosmo, or coordinate Toilet Yoga™ poses in real time.
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Inventor of the Women's "Stand While Peeing" Funnel™CEO
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